Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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