Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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