No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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