The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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