She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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