Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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