Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize