She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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