i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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