I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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