First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize