is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.