Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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