R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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