remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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