are you so shy because you have an std?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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