There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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