i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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