so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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