it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Im part way to drunk.
we should paint friendship bongs
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