do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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