i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i love accidental penises.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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