what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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