I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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