you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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