My nipple is on Facebook.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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