Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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