Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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