I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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