You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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