They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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