Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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