did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Canadian or clown?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now