It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.