their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.