what if every blade of grass was a penis?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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