Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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