I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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