The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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