butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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