If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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