i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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