Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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