We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
even my farts smell like vagina
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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