You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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