First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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