so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I want a musical about memes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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