i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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