yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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