Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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sarcasm needs its own font
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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