we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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