Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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