I am puke
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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